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 <p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 20px; word-break: break-word; color: rgb(64, 64, 64); font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, " apple="" color="" segoe="" ui="" pingfang="" hiragino="" sans="" microsoft="" helvetica="" font-size:="" text-wrap-mode:="" background-color:=""><span style="font-family: 微软雅黑, " microsoft="" font-size:="">来自:三分恶</span></p><p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 20px; word-break: break-word; color: rgb(64, 64, 64); font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, " apple="" color="" segoe="" ui="" pingfang="" hiragino="" sans="" microsoft="" helvetica="" font-size:="" text-wrap-mode:="" background-color:=""><span style="font-family: 微软雅黑, " microsoft="" font-size:="">我有一个朋友……</span></p><p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 20px; word-break: break-word; color: rgb(64, 64, 64); font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, " apple="" color="" segoe="" ui="" pingfang="" hiragino="" sans="" microsoft="" helvetica="" font-size:="" text-wrap-mode:="" background-color:=""><span style="font-family: 微软雅黑, " microsoft="" font-size:="">叫小星,是个北漂程序员。</span></p><p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 20px; word-break: break-word; color: rgb(64, 64, 64); font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, " apple="" color="" segoe="" ui="" pingfang="" hiragino="" sans="" microsoft="" helvetica="" font-size:="" text-wrap-mode:="" background-color:=""><span style="font-family: 微软雅黑, " microsoft="" font-size:="">小星年纪不小了,还是个单身狗。家里很着急,小星也很着急。</span></p><p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 20px; word-break: break-word; color: rgb(64, 64, 64); font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, " apple="" color="" segoe="" ui="" pingfang="" hiragino="" sans="" microsoft="" helvetica="" font-size:="" text-wrap-mode:="" background-color:=""><span style="font-family: 微软雅黑, " microsoft="" font-size:="">可是,小星起身一看,眼前一闪闪闪闪闪闪闪闪闪……</span></p><p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 20px; word-break: break-word; color: rgb(64, 64, 64); font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, " apple="" color="" segoe="" ui="" pingfang="" hiragino="" sans="" microsoft="" helvetica="" font-size:="" text-wrap-mode:="" background-color:=""><span style="font-family: 微软雅黑, " microsoft="" font-size:="">——全是秃头抠脚大汉……</span></p><p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 20px; word-break: break-word; color: rgb(64, 64, 64); font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, " apple="" color="" segoe="" ui="" pingfang="" hiragino="" sans="" microsoft="" helvetica="" font-size:="" text-wrap-mode:="" background-color:=""><span style="font-family: 微软雅黑, " microsoft="" font-size:=""><br/></span></p><p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 20px; word-break: break-word; color: rgb(64, 64, 64); font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, " apple="" color="" segoe="" ui="" pingfang="" hiragino="" sans="" microsoft="" helvetica="" font-size:="" text-wrap-mode:="" background-color:=""><span style="font-family: 微软雅黑, " microsoft="" font-size:="">前一阵子好不容易来个实习生小姑娘,分给小星带,小星高兴坏了,结果姑娘没呆三天,受不了公司的九九六跑了。</span></p><p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 20px; word-break: break-word; color: rgb(64, 64, 64); font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, " apple="" color="" segoe="" ui="" pingfang="" hiragino="" sans="" microsoft="" helvetica="" font-size:="" text-wrap-mode:="" background-color:=""><span style="font-family: 微软雅黑, " microsoft="" font-size:="">所以,部门彻底沦为了和尚部门,<span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 微软雅黑, " microsoft="" box-sizing:="" font-weight:="">拔剑四顾心茫然,不见妹子只见男。</span></span></p><blockquote style="box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 20px; padding: 20px; background-color: rgb(250, 250, 250); border-left: 6px solid rgb(230, 230, 230); word-break: break-word; line-height: 30px; color: rgb(64, 64, 64); font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, " apple="" color="" segoe="" ui="" pingfang="" hiragino="" sans="" microsoft="" helvetica="" text-wrap-mode:=""><p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; word-break: break-word;"><span style="font-family: 微软雅黑, " microsoft="" font-size:="">404(Not Found):服务器无法根据客户端的请求找到资源(网页)</span></p></blockquote><p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 20px; word-break: break-word; color: rgb(64, 64, 64); font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, " apple="" color="" segoe="" ui="" pingfang="" hiragino="" sans="" microsoft="" helvetica="" font-size:="" text-wrap-mode:="" background-color:=""><span style="font-family: 微软雅黑, " microsoft="" font-size:="">老妈打电话又催了,小星说工作忙,没有女同事。</span></p><p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 20px; word-break: break-word; color: rgb(64, 64, 64); font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, " apple="" color="" segoe="" ui="" pingfang="" hiragino="" sans="" microsoft="" helvetica="" font-size:="" text-wrap-mode:="" background-color:=""><span style="font-family: 微软雅黑, " microsoft="" font-size:="">老妈问和你一起长大的小美还联系吗?</span></p><p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 20px; word-break: break-word; color: rgb(64, 64, 64); font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, " apple="" color="" segoe="" ui="" pingfang="" hiragino="" sans="" microsoft="" helvetica="" font-size:="" text-wrap-mode:="" background-color:=""><span style="box-sizing: border-box; font-weight: 600; font-family: 微软雅黑, " microsoft="" font-size:="">小美已经嫁做人妇,孩子都会叫爸爸了。</span></p><blockquote style="box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 20px; padding: 20px; background-color: rgb(250, 250, 250); border-left: 6px solid rgb(230, 230, 230); word-break: break-word; line-height: 30px; color: rgb(64, 64, 64); font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, " apple="" color="" segoe="" ui="" pingfang="" hiragino="" sans="" microsoft="" helvetica="" text-wrap-mode:=""><p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; word-break: break-word;"><span style="font-family: 微软雅黑, " microsoft="" font-size:="">301(Moved Permanently):永久移动。请求的资源已被永久的移动到新URI。</span></p></blockquote><p>那你大学时谈过的小静呢?</p><p><br/></p><p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 20px; word-break: break-word;"><span style="box-sizing: border-box; font-weight: 600; font-family: 微软雅黑, " microsoft="" font-size:="">小静已经重新开始,找了新的男朋友。</span></p><blockquote style="box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 20px; padding: 20px; background-color: rgb(250, 250, 250); border-left: 6px solid rgb(230, 230, 230); word-break: break-word; line-height: 30px;"><p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; word-break: break-word;"><span style="font-family: 微软雅黑, " microsoft="" font-size:="">302(Found):临时移动。与301类似。但资源只是临时被移动。</span></p></blockquote><p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 20px; word-break: break-word;"><span style="font-family: 微软雅黑, " microsoft="" font-size:="">那我帮你安排相亲好了。</span></p><p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 20px; word-break: break-word;"><span style="font-family: 微软雅黑, " microsoft="" font-size:="">什么……好吧。</span></p><p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 20px; word-break: break-word;"><span style="font-family: 微软雅黑, " microsoft="" font-size:="">五一回家,老妈给小星安排了相亲。小星蔫头巴脑地去见相亲的小姐姐了,没想到,小姐姐还挺白净,小星一下子就支棱起来了。</span></p><p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 20px; word-break: break-word;"><span style="font-family: 微软雅黑, " microsoft="" font-size:="">小星高兴地和妹子聊了起来。妹子说她最近去过西安旅游,平时会去游泳,喜欢吃一些小吃。</span></p><p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 20px; word-break: break-word;"><span style="font-family: 微软雅黑, " microsoft="" font-size:="">——这,九九六的工作节奏基本剥夺了小星的业余生活,小星冷汗连连,只能“嗯”、“啊”。</span></p><p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 20px; word-break: break-word;"><span style="font-family: 微软雅黑, " microsoft="" font-size:="">终于,妹子问了一句,你的工作怎么样?</span></p><p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 20px; word-break: break-word;"><span style="font-family: 微软雅黑, " microsoft="" font-size:="">小星的脸上一下子泛起了红光,眼神里带着一种神圣的色彩。</span></p><p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 20px; word-break: break-word;"><span style="box-sizing: border-box; font-weight: 600; font-family: 微软雅黑, " microsoft="" font-size:="">你知道能应对亿级流量的高并发架构如何搭建吗?你知道高并发下保证幂等性的几种方式吗?你知道保证Redis高可用的几种方法吗……啊吧啊吧</span></p><blockquote style="box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 20px; padding: 20px; background-color: rgb(250, 250, 250); border-left: 6px solid rgb(230, 230, 230); word-break: break-word; line-height: 30px;"><p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; word-break: break-word;"><span style="font-family: 微软雅黑, " microsoft="" font-size:="">400(Bad Request):客户端请求的语法错误,服务器无法理解。</span></p></blockquote><p><br/><img datasrc="g7/M00/07/0E/ChMkLGcxe5CIGkZzAAAmbvfs6vcAAlfqgP9eQcAACaG031.jpg" src="https://newbbs-fd.zol-img.com.cn/t_s800x5000/g7/M00/07/0E/ChMkLGcxe5CIGkZzAAAmbvfs6vcAAlfqgP9eQcAACaG031.jpg" alt="【双十一】程序员被拉去相亲,结果彻底搞懂了HTTP常用状态码" data-picid="" data-role="gallery" data-info="800#1"/></p><p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 20px; word-break: break-word;"><span style="box-sizing: border-box; font-weight: 600; font-family: 微软雅黑, " microsoft="" font-size:="">妹子说,我吹了风,感觉头有点疼,今天就先到这吧。</span></p><blockquote style="box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 20px; padding: 20px; background-color: rgb(250, 250, 250); border-left: 6px solid rgb(230, 230, 230); word-break: break-word; line-height: 30px;"><p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; word-break: break-word;"><span style="font-family: 微软雅黑, " microsoft="" font-size:="">500(Internal Server Error):服务器内部错误,无法完成请求。<img src="https://bbs.zol.com.cn/softbbs/#800#0" /></span></p></blockquote><p><br/><img class="lazy" style="border:0;" datasrc="g7/M00/07/0E/ChMkK2cxe4qII6fgAAAb85K7-64AAlfqwO6mPMAABwL980.jpg" src="https://newbbs-fd.zol-img.com.cn/t_s800x5000/g7/M00/07/0E/ChMkK2cxe4qII6fgAAAb85K7-64AAlfqwO6mPMAABwL980.jpg" alt="【双十一】程序员被拉去相亲,结果彻底搞懂了HTTP常用状态码" data-width="180" width="180" height="180" data-original="https://newbbs-fd.zol-img.com.cn/t_s800x5000/g7/M00/07/0E/ChMkK2cxe4qII6fgAAAb85K7-64AAlfqwO6mPMAABwL980.jpg" data-picid="" data-role="gallery" data-info="800#1"/></p><p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 20px; word-break: break-word;"><span style="font-family: 微软雅黑, " microsoft="" font-size:="">小星垂头丧气地回家了,老妈一看小星这个样子,就知道什么情况。</span></p><p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 20px; word-break: break-word;"><span style="font-family: 微软雅黑, " microsoft="" font-size:="">— 没有关系,明天我给你安排了第二场,好好休息准备,明天好好表现。</span></p><p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 20px; word-break: break-word;"><span style="font-family: 微软雅黑, " microsoft="" font-size:="">小星夜里失眠了,辗转反侧。</span></p><p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 20px; word-break: break-word;"><span style="font-family: 微软雅黑, " microsoft="" font-size:="">明天的姑娘是什么样?和照片上差别大吗?应该很温柔吧?……</span></p><p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 20px; word-break: break-word;"><span style="font-family: 微软雅黑, " microsoft="" font-size:="">到了半夜,小星终于睡着了。</span></p><p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 20px; word-break: break-word;"><span style="font-family: 微软雅黑, " microsoft="" font-size:="">小星做了一个好梦,他和一个叫小萌的姑娘在一起了。过了一段时间,<span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 微软雅黑, " microsoft="" box-sizing:="" font-weight:="">小星想?乛?乛?,小萌:? ?° ?? ?° ?,讨厌,,才确定关系多久。</span></span></p><blockquote style="box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 20px; padding: 20px; background-color: rgb(250, 250, 250); border-left: 6px solid rgb(230, 230, 230); word-break: break-word; line-height: 30px;"><p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; word-break: break-word;"><span style="font-family: 微软雅黑, " microsoft="" font-size:="">403(Forbidden):服务器理解请求客户端的请求,但是拒绝执行此请求。</span></p></blockquote><p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 20px; word-break: break-word;"><span style="font-family: 微软雅黑, " microsoft="" font-size:="">但是耐不住小星的软磨硬泡,还是……结果闹出人命了,但是孩子还不能生。</span></p><p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 20px; word-break: break-word;"><span style="box-sizing: border-box; font-weight: 600; font-family: 微软雅黑, " microsoft="" font-size:="">因为没有结婚证和准生证。</span></p><blockquote style="box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 20px; padding: 20px; background-color: rgb(250, 250, 250); border-left: 6px solid rgb(230, 230, 230); word-break: break-word; line-height: 30px;"><p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; word-break: break-word;"><span style="font-family: 微软雅黑, " microsoft="" font-size:="">401(Unauthorized):请求需要有通过HTTP认证(BASIC认证,DIGEST认证)的认证信息。</span></p></blockquote><p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 20px; word-break: break-word;"><span style="box-sizing: border-box; font-weight: 600; font-family: 微软雅黑, " microsoft="" font-size:="">后来,小星和小萌结婚了,生了一个可爱的孩子,一家三口过上了幸福的生活。</span></p><blockquote style="box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 20px; padding: 20px; background-color: rgb(250, 250, 250); border-left: 6px solid rgb(230, 230, 230); word-break: break-word; line-height: 30px;"><p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; word-break: break-word;"><span style="font-family: 微软雅黑, " microsoft="" font-size:="">200(OK):请求成功。</span></p></blockquote><p><br/><img class="lazy" style="border:0;" datasrc="g7/M00/07/0E/ChMkK2cxe3-IOC_KAAA7ViV6GQgAAlfqAP3uPwAADtu582.jpg" src="https://newbbs-fd.zol-img.com.cn/t_s800x5000/g7/M00/07/0E/ChMkK2cxe3-IOC_KAAA7ViV6GQgAAlfqAP3uPwAADtu582.jpg" alt="【双十一】程序员被拉去相亲,结果彻底搞懂了HTTP常用状态码" data-width="255" width="255" height="255" data-original="https://newbbs-fd.zol-img.com.cn/t_s800x5000/g7/M00/07/0E/ChMkK2cxe3-IOC_KAAA7ViV6GQgAAlfqAP3uPwAADtu582.jpg" data-picid="" data-role="gallery" data-info="800#1"/></p><p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 20px; word-break: break-word;"><span style="font-family: 微软雅黑, " microsoft="" font-size:="">突然,一个容嬷嬷跳了出来。</span></p><p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 20px; word-break: break-word;"><span style="font-family: 微软雅黑, " microsoft="" font-size:="">臭小子,彩礼钱没给够,挨我一针吧!</span></p><p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 20px; word-break: break-word;"><span style="font-family: 微软雅黑, " microsoft="" font-size:="">小星一下子惊醒。</span></p><p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 20px; word-break: break-word;"><span style="font-family: 微软雅黑, " microsoft="" font-size:="">还好,只是一场梦。</span></p><p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 20px; word-break: break-word;"><span style="font-family: 微软雅黑, " microsoft="" font-size:="">天已经亮了,小星强打精神,去参加今天的相亲了。</span></p><p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 20px; word-break: break-word;"><span style="font-family: 微软雅黑, " microsoft="" font-size:="">至于结果,<span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 微软雅黑, " microsoft="" box-sizing:="" font-weight:="">标题里已经说明了。</span></span></p><p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 20px; word-break: break-word;"><span style="font-family: 微软雅黑, " microsoft="" font-size:=""><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 微软雅黑, " microsoft="" box-sizing:="" font-weight:=""><br/><img class="lazy" style="border:0;" datasrc="g7/M00/07/0E/ChMkK2cxe3eIQF5NAABQd73LxsMAAlfqAPvyfMAAFCP005.jpg" src="https://newbbs-fd.zol-img.com.cn/t_s800x5000/g7/M00/07/0E/ChMkK2cxe3eIQF5NAABQd73LxsMAAlfqAPvyfMAAFCP005.jpg" alt="【双十一】程序员被拉去相亲,结果彻底搞懂了HTTP常用状态码" data-width="387" width="387" height="284" data-original="https://newbbs-fd.zol-img.com.cn/t_s800x5000/g7/M00/07/0E/ChMkK2cxe3eIQF5NAABQd73LxsMAAlfqAPvyfMAAFCP005.jpg" data-picid="" data-role="gallery" data-info="800#1"/></span></span></p><p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 20px; word-break: break-word;"><span style="font-family: 微软雅黑, " microsoft="" font-size:="">双十一来了,各位程序员有没有找到心仪的对象呢,<span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 微软雅黑, " microsoft="" box-sizing:="" font-weight:="">评论区来秀恩爱吧</span>!</span></p><p><br/></p> <div style="" id="waitTmallReplace"></div> </td> </tr> <tr> </tr> </tbody> 

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